This post is in honor of the best sitcom theme song ever written. You know
which one I mean.
Enjoy. :-)
Now this is the story all about how
My life got fun; play, nap, then chow
And I’d like to take a minute, just stay real jolly
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a big town called Raleigh
Just west of DC I’ve spent most of my prime
On the playground is where I’d be found ‘til bedtime.
Then one day last week I heard “c’mon Ash, let’s go”
I packed up my toys and waved bye-bye daddy-o
We jumped in the car and cruised down 95
To Grammy and PopPop’s - yo folks, I’ve arrived!
Since then my days are spent
Living large like a gent
Chillin’ out, snackin’
relaxin' by the pool
Shooting some b-ball outside ‘til preschool
When a couple of shoes, they were up to no good
Started causin' me to stumble through my childhood
A knee got one little scrape and my Mom got scared
And said, “we'd better head back north, so go get prepared”
Well, things are much too fun so I can’t go back home
This town is where I’m livin’ large and found my shalom.
I whistled for a ride and a wagon came near
License plate said “Ash” and had a chair in the rear
I hopped on aboard and asked PopPop to pull
He and Grammy love me lots and keep the cookie jar full.
I looked at my kingdom, from my custom ridin’ trolley,
To sit on my throne as the new prince of Raleigh.
{ha ha, we're having a TON of fun, if you couldn't tell}